LINCOLN, NE – Currently in first place in the company office pool, Jim Johnson, an accounts payable specialist at the local mill, announced in the break room this morning that he plans on spending the winnings, approximately $75, on his electricity bill. ”I have entered this tournament every year for the last 15 years and haven’t won yet, history is about to change,” Jim was noted as saying, “I am about three months behind on my electric bill so as [...]
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