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Co-Worker Plans On Spending NCAA Office Pool Earnings On His Utility Bill

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Co-Worker Plans On Spending NCAA Office Pool Earnings On His Utility Bill

March 30, 2012 12:38 pm

LINCOLN, NE - Currently in first place in the company office pool, Jim Johnson, an accounts payable specialist at the local mill, announced in the break room this morning that he plans on spending the winnings, approximately $75, on his electricity bill.  ”I have entered this tournament every year for the last 15 years and haven’t won yet, history is about to change,” Jim was noted as saying, “I am about three months behind on my electric bill so as long as Kentucky wins, the money is mine and I can pay it off.”  Jim has promised his co-workers that he won’t change who he is after the win, unlike the old receptionist Sandra Connings, who won the pool last year and used the money to go to the town bar to get drunk.

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