SEATTLE, WA – After receiving complaints about how annoying it is to open some of their packages, Amazon Inc, the world’s largest online retailer, has announced today that they will be releasing a new line of products that come with Package Free Packaging. ”The benefit of having Package Free Packaging will be a real selling point to our customers, which includes them not having to wait at home to receive their packages and not having to waste all that time trying to figure out how to open it, which usually involves a dangerous hunt around the house for a sharp object,” remarked CEO and Founder Jeff Bezos at a recent shareholder meeting. ”In addition to the customer benefit, at the corporate level Package Free Packaging will save us billions of dollars a year in postage and delivery costs which will create a huge new profit center for us. We honestly haven’t been this excited for a product since we announced the Kindle”.
They plan to release Package Free Packaging to limited markets followed by a nationwide rollout before the holiday season this fall.