Apple to release new product that takes your paycheck directly
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple CEO, Tim Cook announced earlier today at a special event that they will be releasing a new app, available immediately in the App Store, that will allow you to setup direct deposit with their bank account rather than your own. This will save Apple fans millions of hours in entering credit card information since they are just going to be spending all their money on Apple products anyways. Apple is really excited about this and expects to keep increasing the already $100 billion dollars in cash they currently have.

