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McDonald’s admits “no purchase necessary” is just a scam

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McDonald’s admits “no purchase necessary” is just a scam

January 4, 2012 3:56 pm

OAK BROOK, IL – McDonald’s Corp came forward today admitting that “no purchase necessary” was a joke and didn’t think people would actually take it seriously.  So serious in fact that the requests had become too much so they decided to come forward and admit it was just a lie.  James Skinner, CEO, stated “Did you really think you could send us a letter and we would just drop boardwalk in an envelope to send to you?  You must be insane”.  In addition to the lie, they admitted that they had been cutting off the postage from the self addressed stamped envelope people included and using it for their own office mailings.

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