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Navy Male sign ups go up 15,000% in one day

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Navy Male sign ups go up 15,000% in one day

December 22, 2011 3:20 pm

PORTSMOUTH, VA - In an unrelated note to yesterdays Navy Homecoming event where two lesbian sailors kissed for the first time, male recruitment skyrocketed today at more than 15,000% the normal average for a Thursday.  Officials were not sure what caused the increase in interest although they planned on using government funding to conduct an internal study looking into the matter.

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