LINCOLN, NE – Currently in first place in the company office pool, Jim Johnson, an accounts payable specialist at the local mill, announced in the break room this morning that he plans on spending the winnings, approximately $75, on his electricity bill. ”I have entered this tournament every year for the last 15 years and haven’t won yet, history is about to change,” Jim was noted as saying, “I am about three months behind on my electric bill so as [...]
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Economy
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Co-Worker Plans On Spending NCAA Office Pool Earnings On His Utility Bill
LINCOLN, NE - Currently in first place in the company office pool, Jim Johnson, an accounts payable...
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Apple To Test Fanboys With New Extreme Product Launch Locations
CUPERTINO, CA – In order to test true Apple fanboys, starting with the next iPhone this summer...
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Amazon Announces Package Free Packaging
One of ten distribution centers that Amazon has converted to handle Package Free Packaging SEATTLE,...
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- AOL Keywords To Be Auctioned In Liquidation Sale
- NEWSWIRE: Makers Of The “Sharpie” To Release New Marker That Writes In Italics
Entertainment
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NEWSWIRE: Ghostbusters II Director Admits He Meant To Hire Susan Sarandon Instead Of Sigourney Weaver
04.23.12
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Rachel Dratch Beginning To Think Next Big Break Never Coming
NEW YORK, NY – Still yet to have a lead role, Rachel Dratch is beginning to think her next...
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NEWSWIRE: James Cameron Descends To Bottom Of Ocean To Make Sure Everyone On Earth Has Had A Chance To See Avatar
- NEWSWIRE: Sitcom Just Pumping Out Episodes To Make Syndication
- Dave Chappelle On The Set Of His New Movie, “Half Baked With a Vengeance”
- NEWSWIRE: Where’s Waldo Engaged To Carmen Sandiego
Politics
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President Obama Wins 2012 “Who’s Who” Award Among American Presidents
WASHINGTON, DC – Barack Obama was awarded today the 2012 Current American President Who’s...
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Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum “Air Balls” As He Tries To Pick Nose
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Ron Paul Spotted Practicing His Concession Speech
- John Kerry tweets pic of self without makeup on. Hot or not?
- Romney tax documents also reveal money bin as asset
- Supreme Court rules: Warrant needed for GPS tracking
Sports
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SPORTSWIRE: Tim Tebow Reportedly In Talks With NFL To Play “All-Time Quarterback”
03.19.12
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Strongside/Weakside: Jeremy Lin
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Despite Second Super Bowl Win For Eli, Manning Father Still Considers Cooper, Eldest Son, As Best Manning Boy
Archie with sons (from left) Peyton, Cooper (his fav) and Eli
- Record Crowd Shows Up To Watch NFL Pro Bowl Game On Sunday
- Brett Favre Leaves Retirement Again And Shows Up At Youth Flag Football Game To Prove He’s Still Got It
- Khloe Kardashian looking to be traded to someone on the Lakers
World
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NEWSWIRE: Pope Meets With Fidel Castro To Discuss Social Media Strategies
03.28.12
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NEWSWIRE: African Marketer Charged In Click Fraud
03.20.12
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NEWSWIRE: Hundreds Of Once Famous Tumblr Blogs Being Sent To Africa
03.19.12
- Ahmadinejad And The Ayatollah Anxiously Waiting For The New Bravo Show “Shahs of Sunset” To Begin On Sunday
- India Unveils Worlds First Wind Turban Farm
- NEWSWIRE: Israel Would Be Willing To Trade Bombing Iran For A Chipotle
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Snooki Tweets Pic of Sonogram
MARLBORO, NY – To confirm reports of the Jersey Store star being pregnant, Nicole Polizzi, known as Snooki, tweeted the above photo showing a sonogram of the baby. There is no word as to how this will impact the show as MTV is yet to comment on the situation.
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